The Celebrity Apprentice: “The End – Probably Forever”

That’s it. We’ve reached the end all in the blink of an eye, literally. And I was wrong about it … More

The New Celebrity Apprentice

A hundred years ago, when I worked in marketing, I had a dream of competing on The Apprentice, but before … More

Our world is a huge piece of piss. After fighting it as long as I could, I’ve had to accept … More

Son of a bitch…. Let’s just get started. We kick off the episode with a pretend guest panel featuring the … More

Holy Jesus on a stick! We begin with 3 kids searching for the Roanoke house during the blood moon while … More

I’m going to take you back – back to when worlds collided and fake-Matt and real-Matt get into a fight. … More

Well, well, well, it looks as though I may have to eat my words because American Horror Story is turning … More

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’ve about had it with Matt and Shelby, and at this … More

We begin this episode of American Horror Story: Roanoke with Matt’s one-man show of “I don’t remember having sex with … More

In case you were wondering, pieces of Flora were not in her sweater. I promise. The episode begins with the … More