I hate musicals. They make me uncomfortable. Maybe it’s because when I was a cheerleader in 8th grade, I used … More
Tag: TV Series
Watch This, Not That | Kevin Can F**k Himself vs The Crew
I love a good underdog story. Did you know that right before she landed Schitt’s Creek, Annie Murphy was broke … More
Ghosts of Television Shows Past
From where I sit, which is on my couch, I can’t help but notice that civilization is steadily moving in … More
The Celebrity Apprentice: “The End – Probably Forever”
That’s it. We’ve reached the end all in the blink of an eye, literally. And I was wrong about it … More
The Celebrity Apprentice: “Fire Up That Chopper”
In my last Celebrity Apprentice article, I mentioned that I was once in marketing. What I didn’t mention was that … More
The New Celebrity Apprentice
A hundred years ago, when I worked in marketing, I had a dream of competing on The Apprentice, but before … More
So Far on Vanderpump Rules….
Our world is a huge piece of piss. After fighting it as long as I could, I’ve had to accept … More
American Horror Story: Roanoke – THE FINALE
Son of a bitch…. Let’s just get started. We kick off the episode with a pretend guest panel featuring the … More
American Horror Story: Roanoke – Chapter 9
Holy Jesus on a stick! We begin with 3 kids searching for the Roanoke house during the blood moon while … More
American Horror Story: Roanoke – Chapter 7
I’m going to take you back – back to when worlds collided and fake-Matt and real-Matt get into a fight. … More